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the aura that has since surrounded me, dear reader, about the size of my ' endowry ', is completely exaggerated believe me, spread by well meaners who have come into contact with it, and found it ' pleasant ',
the trouble is this myth fails to live up to expectations for the newcomer, who, with the fanatacism of a believer, is quite happy to lie back and let MY myth do all the work for them. my myth being just as equally lazy ...
the height of rudeness !!! -
ho feel pressured at all deadly serious not my intention not going to write huge letter weekend how much you're freaked can't see me - how boring don't want a ' dear john ... ' enough of those in my threat collection.
it so happens i have kept all my correspondence with, for lack of a better name, we shall refer to as Moniker - it is feminine enough. refined. down. to. two. or. three. words. per. sentence. bottled precis. eugenics applied to the biology of making letters.
quite happy. situation. at moment. things. progressed. maintain spark. about 16 weeks ago. intentional letter. show my good side. i say inappropriate things. little heavy i'm sorry. - to an extent. too old and grumpy. ever use my words against me or hurt me so i feel comfortable saying them. i will stop. pure and simple the name of Lampijerovic. in one Slavic villiage the entire population claims descent, it's citizens bearing the aforementioned name. if a being such as the dhampir is mentioned in this text, it is just the supernatural i need as good as adding mandrake to a cauldron terms i've used unconditional. i'm a big boy now. you once said happy hanging out what evolves. don't change, hanging out & crashing. inviting me when you go out. wanting to go with me. sex with you, call me a pig. hanging out with you. hanging out with you. hanging out with you. hanging out with you. last letter for what it is. i should know i wrote it. whatever is on your mind.
they will find the top of my skull plus my jawbone stuffed away in a warehouse full of archival material, the skull fragment has a bullet hole in it. now that i know the manner of my canon it is simply a task to manufacture getting there.
say a couple of groovy things about me. there you go. but make sure they are pretty cool things about me.
i have imbued my responses to her text with a post modern witchery / butchery, creating a mockery of her letters; this character is no longer barely literary ... ( the curse ) blah schneh & bleh ... ( HA HA - no really ...

 

Umberfuck

Umberfuck is the word youngsters use to describe unending crossroads of their
hormones, cockeyed & bullying ass in shower toilets, screeching said word
into the microphone at class assembly, dragging the goat carcass around the
Agriculture plot.
Umberfuck is demonic possession instead of puberty.
Umberfuck is worse things than dying, all violent deeds that homicide a
psyche, and force the brain never to forget, cholestoral, grey or yellow, in the
neurons, with a maggoty pulse.
Umberfuck is alive & kicking, alive & kicking you, quietus, your head squeezed on
both sides, thick & yellow the soul oozes out.
Umberfuck is feeling your eyes glassy & dry.
Umberfuck is shocks in the dark like pinching a flaccid ass to jiggle.
Umberfuck is tension with intent to separate all our pink particles debased in
cynical yellow currents which flow from the sex glands onto the feet of others,
deliberately, instead of into the toilet.
Umberfuck is the red gorged plum vaginal, your mother has one, sliding the
length of a stick leg swollen, like her son's, purple & overripe, splitting a gash - rot filling your
mouth; tastes swell
Umber. Umberfuck is the love rationed between desperate men in prison.
Umberfuck is Oobidi & Screwblito, as well as other encrypted, spotty words that
adolescents utter without meaning.
Umber. Umber. Umberfuck bites only the soft parts on bodies.
Umberfuck spikes ladies' drinks & hangs around preschools.
Umber. Umber. Umber. Umberfuck lurks inside cavities that a knife has made.
Umberfuck is the ideal night out donning a balaclava, and walking into the 24
hour petrol station at 3AM with intent.
Umber. Umber. Umber. Umber. Umberfuck is the genesis & nova of terran soil.
Umberfuck is the girl shaving her spiky time. Umberfuck loves Lord Of The Flies
4eva & eva.
Umberfuck is the universal swear word.
Umber. Umber. Umber. Umber. Umber. Umberfuck.
Umberfuck is the pre - graduate option for terrorists.
Umberfuck tells it like it is, that is... it says it is, or it says ' IT ' is, or is says ' it IT '.
Umberfuck is an epithet for the broad shouldered.
Umberfuck is the one fine day you start shrieking and you simply cannot stop.
Umberfuck deliberately omits things.
Umberfuck knows where you live.

 

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